Howdy.
I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:
1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.
or
2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”
SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK
(via my-midnightmelody)
You know you’re out of shape when the last gym you visited had pokemon in it.
(via lmaogtfo)
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Best way to get out of classthis man is my hero
(via the-faultisnotinourstars)
So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.
— A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via obliteratedheart)
(via prettygoodcompany)
Dublin
You see, this is what I love about Ireland.
Most people would look at that rock and say; “gosh, that’s a pretty cool rock, I wonder how it stays up like that?”
No. That is not the right way to do things.
The Irish look at that and say; “I’m going to build a house on that fucker.”
(via ninekingscorrupted)
