friend: mulan isnt even a princess
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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hilarious-motherfucker: camuizuuki: iamthemagicks: iamajeffersonstarship: sharkieboo:
Oh, how the days of middle still haunt me.
that hair. those clothes. the braces. Worse than all 3 put together-the stupid things I said. It’s all very laughable now, but there are days when I just can’t shake the embarrassment. When the memories are more vivid than usual. I’d like to think that I grew up, if only a little bit since then. But I still haven’t gotten the hang of closing my mouth to avoid betraying...
helveticanue: My exact reaction to this: \ This man deserves the slowest of slow claps that build up into the most thunderous applause ever.
Anonymous asked: You are one of the most talented people at Tesoro, which is something everyone knows. But I know that you are also brilliant, funny, and a fantastic friend.
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randomlinkname: SURE WHY NOT
dress modestly. But you need to do it for the right reasons. Not because your religion forbids you from wearing anything below turtleneck and above ankle-length. Not because you’ve got some damned complex that causes you to believe you’re above everyone else. NOT because your parents had to throw out your skanky clothes. Do it because you don’t want to be objectivised....