June 2011
Josh Duhamel
Can sweep me off my feet any day of the week.
Finally.
The year is coming to a close, and people who need to leave are leaving at last.
Positive Attitude
Orchestra is going to suck balls 2011-2012
Marching Band is going to suck mega balls 2011-2012.
Not to be a negative Nancy or anything, but honestly. Two classes that I’m supposed to enjoy by default… I’m dreading like the plague. But, I suppose I can just overlook that the social aspect has gone to hell. It’ll be easy to ignore the fact the band is tiny and the show is...
Those girls who have everything
In middle school, I was envious of those girls who have everything.
The girls who were effortlessly beautiful
thin
popular
cool
outgoing
perfect.
But I was most envious of one girl in particular.
She was popular.
She didn’t wear abercrombie and fitch.
She constantly dyed her hair unnatural shades
She didn’t have a victoria’s secret body, but she was thin and reasonably...
"So, you fix your own car?"
“Cars are easy. It’s people you need a manual for.”
-The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2
successfully
Fucked up.
It’s my fault that it happened at all; I can’t blame them for my mistake.
Me and my big mouth.
Small betrayals, massive ones.
They’re all the same in the end.
People don’t respect the trust I’ve delicately placed in their hands.
They don’t respect me, plain and simple, conscious or subconscious.
They don’t understand that no matter...
Ill.
Asthma.
Allergies.
Hives.
Incessant itching.
Migraines.
General nausea.
Lactose intolerant with no soymilk in the house, but plenty of whole milk.
No chocolate.
No ice cream.
No privacy.
No silence.
No peace.
I am in my own personal hell.
Any bro who wants to fuck with me best be thinking twice before they do, because I will personally send them to my homie Beelzebub before they can...
The awkward moment when the weirdest person in...
xosindi:
YOU:
It’s quite alright. Everyone has some stake in the claim to the right to happiness-so long as they don’t start making strange babies.
Pandas are fat. I'm fat. Therefore I am a panda.
lovelyamour:
fvckyeeew:
can has own center of gravity? can has.
Do sluts call their private parts "public parts"?
Normally they’re too busy mouth fucking someone to put a coherent label on their erogenous zones.
I love people.
I just can’t wait till they’re thoroughly removed from this place. My favorites are staying behind, though.
not.
If people minded their own business
Other peoples’ business would remain quite un-invaded.
Thoroughly peeved.
So many bitches.
Honestly. The most close minded person I’ve ever met just called me close minded, because I turned down an “opportunity”. Fuck you.
I know what’s good for me in that particular situation, you ignorant, righteous pig. Stop being an insufferable know it all wannabe; fucking college dropout.
Sucking the Marrow Out of Life: Drum Major... →
steelerfan36:
akl625:
So clinics are this week and auditions are Friday. Nervous, but I feel confident that I will do fine as long as I focus and practice.
Plus Magana announced the show to us: Adventure: http://store.centerxproductions.com/products/legend
Its a sick show plus…
That was really… anticlimactic. I’m kind of disappointed… the fact that there are no pit...
